Buddy the Elf, what a guy! If the world had more Buddy's in it, it would be a much better and entertaining place. So how can we be more like him?
Yorkshire, a bloody wonderful place where people eat tea instead of dinner; say "Morning" "How do!", and "Alright" to complete strangers; often use words like 'fettle', 'mardy bum' and 'bugger lugs'; regularly say a rude four letter word beginning with c and ending with t when they're actually saying 'couldn't (you know the one); a region… Continue reading An Ode to Yorkshire – Nowt Like a Tea (Little Mermaid Style)
The title may have led you to believe this is about little people parps; well you can take a sigh of relief as this is not the case (in all honesty I’m not really convinced that would make a great read anyway). So what do I mean by Tot Trumps? Well you may be familiar… Continue reading Tot Trumps
All I wanted was a cuddle, but instead I got a wriggling octopus with a one word Daddy Dictionary.
We've had this very posh plonk for nearly a year so it seemed wrong not to drink it on a night away from parental duties. Will it be drunk on a yacht whilst bikini clad babes and six pack toned hunks parade their assets whilst listening to the latest funky house beats from a French… Continue reading Champagne Super No Way
Secret Agents might not all have the same ability as Ethan Hunt climbing an 828m tall building, or the je ne sais quoi of Mr Bond emerging from the sea in ridiculously tiny trunks (I may have re-wound that moment back a few times to check where the beach was, obviously), but we all know they’re out… Continue reading Mission Kidpossible: 10 Reasons Why Toddlers Would Make Great Secret Agents
What would Belle be like after marrying the Beast and becoming a mum? Then wonder no more...