What do we define as a mother? Someone who loves you and brings you up with affection and care from day dot, a person who has unconditional love for her child, a woman who will nurture and provide for her young? All of these are what you'd expect to be true, however some people out there may have a different view based on personal experience...
All I wanted was a cuddle, but instead I got a wriggling octopus with a one word Daddy Dictionary.
What would Belle be like after marrying the Beast and becoming a mum? Then wonder no more...
*Hate's a very strong word, I much prefer 'dislike' or 'don't really enjoy', but let's face it they wouldn't have the same ring would they? This is in no way related to Heath Ledger or Julia Stiles, no this is my honest take on why having two children can be, well shall we say - challenging. I often look back to when I had the one and there's no doubt about it, it was hard, bloody hard, but if I really think about it I had so much more opportunity to nap and watch This Morning than I do now. Oh how I miss you Phil and Holly.
Men love boobs that no longer defy gravity and give sad fried eggs a run for their money. The bath is the holy grail - a place where no one can interrupt, nag, whinge at or bother you. A no rubber duck zone, only candles, bubbles (of the bath and prosecco type) and chilled anthems… Continue reading 10 Things Mums Wished Were True
It's Christmas Day, ready to burst from feasting on umpteen sprouts (pppparrrrppp), lashings of mash, spoonfuls of stuffing, and enough turkey to feed a baby T-Rex, we all plonk ourselves down on the sofa with a Prosseco in hand (apart from the kids of course, they had beer, just kidding!) The kids were happily playing… Continue reading You’re the Love of My Life
Like many of you, I have woken up to hear about the tragic events in Paris. As I sit with my cup of coffee feeding my son his breakfast, all I can think about are the people who will be waking up in a very different world. They should be sat enjoying their coffee with… Continue reading My Thoughts are with Paris